what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.

kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*

by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015

What Are Those?

A rhetorical question used on someone with ugly or old shoes. This may be an insult, or someone is just asking literally "What are those?" because they want to know.

John: "I got one question."
Cameron: "What?"
John: "What are those?!"

by What are those?! February 4, 2016

What are those!?

A sentence you say when someone has very ugly shoes. You go to that person and point at his shoes whit your hands and say pretty loud What are those!?

Hi sir, i only have one question for you. What are those!?

by Fuck you stupid April 30, 2016

What are those?!

A joke to describe Someone Shoe Style. Popular on the internet

I have a question , What are those?!

by easfdass November 20, 2017

What Are Those?!

When someone wears dirty bobos or non name brand shoes,"what are those?!"

Me:hey dude

Person:Hey! like my new shoes?
Me:(looks at shoes)What are those?!
Those shoes were ugly bobos

by Nike cart January 24, 2017

What Are Those?

adj: a rhetorical question when someone is referring to your shoes that no one wears or only people who don't have style wear.
noun:Crocs, Plastic Jordan's, Off brand Kds, Slippers, Chaclas, and ANY THING BEFORE 2000

Popular kid: Hey geek I have really important question to ask you.
Geek: what is----
Popular kid:WHAT ARE THOSE? *points to sketchers* out of date, no one wears except actors who humiliate themselves by advertising it

by Creator of What Are Those December 18, 2016

What are those!?!

An old joke

This "what are those!?! " joke is so old that Jesus called it old

by Pikachu_girl July 15, 2017