yo bom diggidy whap fish

something cool to say when there is an akward silence (say it in a high-pitched voice and really fast or really slow)

none of us were talking and then, out of nowhere, spiffy jimbo shouted out "yo bom diggidy whap fish" It was shnazzy

yo bom diggidy whap fish by cool man jimbo November 11, 2004

douche whap 

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

douche whap by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

whap slap 

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!

Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.

whap slap by Turmi January 6, 2006

WHAP 

World History AP. A class full of stupid fucks, and you wonder why they are even in the class. The only thing you ever do is take notes and spin your pen around. It is among the first AP classes you take, and getting a five on the test is easy. Doing your notes everyday and getting an A is not.

Greg: Look, Megan and Taylor are in WHAP, they are such dumb bitches.
Jake: Man, no wonder people say passing the AP test is so hard.

WHAP by Ilikebread July 9, 2011

whap 

In figurative or literal language, the thunderous cacophony of noise produced by the violent collision of the female pelvic region with the face of a grotesquely effeminate man.

"Diana and I feel strongly about gender equality for both men and women," said the pussywhipped loser, while sitting down to piss. Diana then came up to him and WHAP! Slapped him right across the face with her pussy. "I'm a little wimp mommy!" said little Pussyman.

whap by Enjoy! YAselves! December 14, 2008

Whap 

Parody rap music enjoyed or sung by predominately white people.

We played Weird Al because we wanted to hear some whap music.

Whap by Hunnays8208 April 1, 2017

Whap 

1. The Opposite of Fapping for Guys.
2. The Act of Patting yours or someone elses vagina vigourisly or with serious intensity in order to achieve an orgasm.
3. A form of Female Masturbation

Plural: Whapping

"Hey boyfriend! It's okay I caught you fapping, I'll Whap right with you! ...Unless you feel like fapping and whapping altogether..."

Whap by BiGuy15 November 2, 2009