Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.

Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..

by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

get your socks wet

The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.

man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.

by FxHawk1567 March 6, 2019

Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.

Get in the bathroom! It's time for wet socks

by CDROMMM September 19, 2017

Wyoming Wet Sock

When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.

My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023