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wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.
"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"
by Jebus June 2, 2003
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1.something you F*ck with heavily (if your a whore)
2.something you play with when your being KINKY
3.something you play with when in the boys bathroom at school
1.omg what a wenus oh i'm sorry thats a weennie dog oh wait no that just your thing
3. "Spike.... what are you doin in the bathroom!" ,said johnny. Spike replies, "I'm beatin my wenus."
by mitch williams & steph woolard December 14, 2008
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Wenus

A penis but with a W and on your elbow
A wenus is up my butt.
by Wenus man 227 April 29, 2021
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wenus

Wenus is the German pronunciation of Venus.
Early July is the best time to see Wenus in the evening sky. Werner von Braun
by Gordon Schiltkraut February 6, 2024
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Wenus

Wenus is the German pronunciation of Venus.
Early July is the best time to see Wenus in the evening sky. Werner von Braun
by Gordon Schiltkraut February 6, 2024
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wenus wave

1. Typically used in greeting another wenus enthusiast. Instead of waving hello, you wave with your wenus in the air. May result in sore shoulders.

2. Picture the mexican wave. Swap the arms with wenuses raised up in the air. Very cool and unique when filmed.
1. *Spotted friend* "Oi! *wenus wave*"
"*wenus wave* How are you?"

2. Point made in above definition.
by WENUS MAH MAN April 21, 2009
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wenus five

Like the term 'high-five', you give your fellow friend a high-five, but instead of your hands, it utilises the tip of your elbow (known as a wenus). Great to attract unwanted looks and attention when said in unison. Too much exertion can result in painful funnybones.
1: "Hey! Wenus five!"
2: "Wenus five! Awesome!"
1 & 2: *Laugh*
3 (onlooker): *eyebrows raised* Hmm.
by WENUSMAHMAN April 17, 2009
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