by james.g May 22, 2008
Get the weet bix mug.Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.
by HelloAkwardWorldByElla May 15, 2019
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Breakfast cereal, that is among those 1% which are actually healty and not fatty.
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
You either love em or hate them.
The RDA is two biscuits per day, but I usually have six, which makes me shit like a horse
Shit whats that fart, dude?
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
Sorry, its me, I had a lot of weetabix this morning. I probably shited my pants as well.
by george June 19, 2004
Get the Weetabix mug.An imported breakfast cereal coming from England, but designed in Australia, specifically as revenge for the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 in a subtle sneak attack by those underhanded tea drinkers!
Essentially looking and tasting IMO like cornflakes and caked together in like the bricks you'll be laying or rather pardon me... the big brown niagra falls that will be trickling down your legs within hours of consumption, you're spastic talking starfish will say an ass prayer to the porcelain god, soon to be porcelain menace, in the attempt to expunge the evil from your body.
Clever, but not unknown as a fact that it alongside Dulcolax, Senekots, White Castle "slider" hamburgers, Red Lobster crab cakes, fiber tablets, Fiber One Bars, Fiber One Yogurt, prune juice, or half my mother's cooking will be 100% garaunteed to blow your brown eye out of commission!
Essentially looking and tasting IMO like cornflakes and caked together in like the bricks you'll be laying or rather pardon me... the big brown niagra falls that will be trickling down your legs within hours of consumption, you're spastic talking starfish will say an ass prayer to the porcelain god, soon to be porcelain menace, in the attempt to expunge the evil from your body.
Clever, but not unknown as a fact that it alongside Dulcolax, Senekots, White Castle "slider" hamburgers, Red Lobster crab cakes, fiber tablets, Fiber One Bars, Fiber One Yogurt, prune juice, or half my mother's cooking will be 100% garaunteed to blow your brown eye out of commission!
Goddammit Arthur, why the fuck of all the things you're country gave us it had to be weetabix? More like shit-a-brix
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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Young girls: Hey!
Old man: How about you two come back to mine?
Young girls: You sure you can handle it?
Old man: Don't worry love, I've had my weetabix.
Young girls: Hey!
Old man: How about you two come back to mine?
Young girls: You sure you can handle it?
Old man: Don't worry love, I've had my weetabix.
by coolmarvin13 July 11, 2009
Get the I've had my weetabix mug.by Pedro Fandango September 12, 2006
Get the Weetabix mug.When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat
by Cereal poster April 18, 2019
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