Weaver

Weaver is a person whom weaves or sows stuff and therefore if he is a person he will follow u like thread and needle in other words a stalker

Guy 1 stalks guy 2 home guy 2 than spreads word that guy 1 is a weaver good at sowing but stalks people

by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 11, 2019

weaver

alternative word for weed

Do you smoke weaver?

by Daniel G July 3, 2006

weaver

One of the gayest kids you'll ever come accross, usually gets his jollies by fisting men named Steve. Weaver has also been linked to Felching, what a discusting pig.

whoa did you see weaver fist that little boy, what a fag

by rgv312 November 1, 2007

weavered

When your drunk ass co-worker calls in to work cause he got hammered the night before.

Damn Ross totally weavered us today and were going to be short. At least he inst here to make any mistakes like he usually does though

by twofive5 June 16, 2016

The Weaver

When you ejaculate in your hand in the midst of a sexual act and slap the person across the face with the semen filled palm.

Last night my girlfriend was the unsuspecting recipient of The Weaver.

by David Duchovny March 6, 2009

Weaver

(1.) A brat. Someone who essentially poops on the party.
(2.) Someone untrustworthy. Someone who steals frequently.

(1.) We were all having a good time but Tyler was just sitting there being a weaver for absolutely no reason!

(2.) Someone stole $160 dollars from me. I'm gonna find out who that weaver was and get my money back!

by fly_ass_mamacita October 18, 2009

Weaver

1. A common last name for American Families
2. A person who weaves yarn/string/e.t.c into items such as blankets and rugs

1. "Hey bro what was that hot chick's name?"

" Amanda Weaver"

2. "Look at that gorgeous rug, we should buy it!"

"Yeah, and it's actually woven by a weaver!"

by freakofftheleash November 29, 2010