Wayland

A super small shitty town, not the one near Boston, but in west Michigan. There's nothing to do and the people suck.

Wow I'm bored, Wayland sucks, let's go smoke some weed and walk around Walmart that's a 25 min drive away.

by Skertlynn September 20, 2018

Wayland-Cohocton

An extremely crappy football team and town, otherwise referred to as Potato Pickers

Wayland-Cohocton has an inferior football team who eat potatoes for breakfast lunch and dinner

by #58 October 28, 2009

Wayland

A nice, small town outside of Boston. The people are really cool, and a lot of them are rich, even though they act like their not, well, the north wayland people brag a little, but they are richer anyways. The cochituate side of wayland isn't as rich, but they dontnbrag about it. We have really awesome school systems, everyone is really smart there. They've got this really awesome pizza place called liberty's where everyone hangs out after school, they're piza is awesome! Some of the people are pretty stupid at making decisions though, cause we had a really boss high school, but the people wanted to build a new one, and I was like, "Are you kidding me??" our teams are super awesome though cause they always win the games, and everyone has a bunch of school spirit, cause we always wear orange and black, ourtown colors, on game days. The only really annoying thing about wayland is that our schools never close on snow days. It is a fun atmosphere here though, and whenever they say something about wayland on the news, everyone in town gets all excited about it. Once, at school, there was cameras filming something for the news, and it was a big deal with everyone in the entire school.

everyone from wayland is a boss.

by threatlevelmidnight April 20, 2011

waylaisted

Wasted, but with an added dose of waylaid
In other words... messed---up

"Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."

by IronGumby April 20, 2008

Wayland

A very loving giving understanding passionate loyal Red neck that likes to fish hunt burn wood out in the yard on a cold night and sing country music by the moon light .drink beer and sip wiskey .and always holds his lady and familey very tight .

Wayland is a very good singer while he dri nks and burns wood

by Big way December 19, 2016

waylain

A feeling of absence from the body in a metaphysical sense; an out of body experience.

"George, are you swaying because it's windy or are you just more waylain than usual today?"

by CP Hog July 25, 2008

Wayland

A fucking boring town near boston. The kids in the north have 10,000 dollar allowances and the kids in the south have 1,000 dollar allowances and think they're deprived. Boo hoo. It's a boring town with THC spray painted on every tree in the neighborhood. Weston is its rival and even more pathetic.

"hey, let's move to wayland"
"nah man, wayland sucks ass"

by W towns suck September 20, 2011