Waterneck

A person who rambles on in a non-sensicle manner.

Tony, what are you talking about - you're such a waterneck.

by E. Jus April 10, 2011

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010

Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).

A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021

Watering a tree

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk

dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

by sloth garry May 24, 2009

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

by tuoxam February 20, 2011

Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017