washing machine

when you shove your dick in someone and pour soap water into it and clean it out

Girl : oh its so big go slow

Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )

by dickhead losers August 30, 2018

Washing Machine

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.

Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.

by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING June 2, 2018

washing machine

a washing machine is a women, meant for cleaning

wow that bitch is such a good washing machine

by Tanner1271 December 18, 2019

Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.

Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020

Washing Machine

When your boyfriend likes analsex with a strap (pegging) on used on him.qhile having a Stripe.

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line.

by OfftelIntel February 12, 2021

Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

by orekhao February 10, 2023

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025