Wash Dem Dishes 

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

Wash Dem Dishes by President Nick February 17, 2014

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When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

hand wash the delicates 

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense

That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

hand wash the delicates by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009

Wash my dog

A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.

Wash my dog by Tom Mallen December 19, 2006

Wash The Dishes 

masterbate.

"Hey dude, i'll call you back, I have to "wash the dishes".

Wash The Dishes by RAWR10101 November 3, 2009

wash my damn towels 

The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.

Hahaha! Yeah right! Hey- how about you... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!

wash my damn towels by Magnanimity May 8, 2016