warped

My tendency
for dependency
Is offending me
It's upending me
I'm pretending see
To be strong and free
From my dependency
It's warping me
WARPED!
by futuramafan May 10, 2008
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A subspace in the galaxy of warhammer 40k. Though warp jumps allow for fast travel, the amount of Chaos Daemons that inhabit such a place make it dangerous. Imperial ships navigate the warp using the Astronomican
The Chaos frigate made the warp jump right where the marine barge had planned.
by royland Douchebag November 13, 2003
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on online games when someone is so choppy that they actually freeze up and reappear somewhere else

-rumors have it that some purposely warp to make it hard for people to shoot at them
you warpy POS!
by urban terror player August 06, 2003
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A series of parallel yarns extended lengthwise in a loom, thereby forming the lengthwise threads of a fabric. They are usually twisted tighter than the filling yarns and are sized so as to protect them during the weaving of the filling threads.
by VAKI5 November 02, 2003
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WARP Worthy of A Re Post! Stealing a really good FB status for your peeps to read.
I WARPED your status because it was good info!
by Abby-Normal September 21, 2011
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One sexy biatch, Constantly harrased by Flea, Moxin and Subotai for sexual favors but they're below Warped and not in his his league.
"I hate Warped because Booyah wants his D" -Oasis
by Warped February 14, 2003
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Another way of saying WTF
You have a very warped sense of humour. WTF!!
by Insane2theLimit December 04, 2011
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