wankpants

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

wankastinate

The process of procrastinating a good wank.

Jan is too weak to wank, his excuse is that he wankastinates

by Boefje101 June 3, 2018

Tim Wankaster

a noun to describe a person who is adopted and is the reason for their parents divorce. Lover of cock

His parents don't love him he's such a Tim Wankaster

by stepmumwendy June 29, 2020