wanky

means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless

this topic is so wanky

by lovechild56 April 7, 2010

Wankies

Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.

"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."

by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006

Wanky

When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.

"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."

"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."

by mailboxfish October 4, 2011

wankies

the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico

" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"

by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

wanky

kai has a wanky knee

kai has a wanky knee and i’m gonna boot it ❤️

by i love kai February 8, 2022

#Wankie

Using a Smartphone or Table to film or take pic's wile masturbating over porn on a Smartwatch.

Hi babe, be home to sex you soon. What... you dirty... ok i'll send you something soon, but 1st let me take a Wankie. #Wankie

by DJ Stu Jones November 8, 2014

wanky

a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified

Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"

by blahblahblah June 8, 2004