The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
by Hahaharris August 8, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. To claim to have done something one has not as a means of self-promotion and personal benefit, while also failing to recognize the likelihood of being caught doing so.
Bob: "yeah man, I took a dump on the floor and my mom said I had to clean it up before I could go out."
Joe: Man, you know she gonna see that turd! Why you gonna Walz on that? You busted, bro!"
Joe: Man, you know she gonna see that turd! Why you gonna Walz on that? You busted, bro!"
by ERGuitar August 11, 2024
Get the Walzmug. A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
by iotbw August 7, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick
Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays
by TangoDango August 10, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug.