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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Tally Wally

The lifetime companion of Chubby Bubby.
Is your best friend and together you're just a little bit ✨special squared✨
They have other names too, but this one just seems to fit better, as you know, they are very tall and wall rhymes so yep.
They are a decent musician and sometimes smart.
Tally Wally! Good to see you bestie!! :D
by here_be_ducks October 17, 2022
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Trolley wally

A nickname for a person who sorts out trolleys in a supermarket car park.
Person 1: "so what are you doing for work?"
Person 2:"For now I am just a trolley wally, but soon I might get promoted to making donuts in the bakery"
by Trolleywally69 December 24, 2020
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Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O
by Hoocker August 1, 2012
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The Ole Wally Musgrove

When you have to fight a bull dike during a threesome to get to the lipstick chick .....
Last night I had to give the Indigo Girls the Ole Wally Musgrove to get to Mick Jagger''s wife ...
by Big T- McG March 24, 2010
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Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard
by The Insult Man November 21, 2022
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Don't be silly save that willy

Person 1: "Did you just call me a virgin?" Person 2"Yeah bro, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be silly save that willy"
by Forgetmeknott May 14, 2017
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