Walmarting

When a large corporation or business moves into an area, drives smaller, locally owned stores out of business, and then closes shop leaving the area and local economy in poverty and ruins.

The term Walmarting comes from the practices of the much hated gobal corporation, Walmart.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.

I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

Walmartian

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.

Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."

by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

WalMartian

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service

-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.

by marcianna October 24, 2006

Walmartian

An empty carapice of a person who has been abducted by aliens and has been brainwashed with extremely conservative, Republican, and evangelical ideals. The walmartian is actually part of a massive conspiracy to overthrow the American government by voting for horrid right wing politicians and destroying local economies. Walmartians are forced to spend the majority of their lives in Walmarts so that they can be brainwashed with the newest alien plans. They are most often spotted at 2-5 AM in very large groups talking loudly with hick dialects and beating their wives/children/husbands while trying to find the gunrack aisle. They lack any intelligence and cannot be reasoned with. If you come into contact with one, avoid eye contact and try to remain absolutely still. The walmartian cannot see movement due to the bright lights in their hives.

1. James: I heard the walmartians are going to nominate Judge Roy Moore for president.
Robert: Shit, we're all screwed.

2. Alexa: Last time I went to Walmart, I got stuck in line between two packs of walmartians.

by Beebe May 28, 2006