wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

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Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 16, 2022

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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

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A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

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I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

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french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

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