floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

Waded

Popping a wet finger into a drunk dude's asshole

That fat chick with the fupa just waded me on the dance floor!

by Bobbywo January 20, 2018

wanded

To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.

Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.

Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!

by MaximumBob February 4, 2009

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

Waddadu

How to say "hey what's up" in really bad nigger grammar. It's the most improper way to say it.

Guy 1: Waddadu nigga?
Guy 2: nuthin much nigga waddadu?
Guy 1: Just bein a nigga lmao.

by Ashchu117 March 18, 2017

Waddelling

The act of making arrangements with someone then bailing at the last minute, preferably when the other party is already at said prearranged destination and/or activity.

Poor smuck - "Hey Steve just arrived at Golf, how far away are you?"
Steve - "Hey mate, yeah I know i said 10 minutes ago how keen I was for golf but... I'm not coming..."
Poor smuck - "Classic Waddelling."

by The Tooms May 4, 2019

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017