Monkey Wrenching

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 18, 2017

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Gut-wrenching

That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.

What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks

by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019

Pipe wrenching

The act of ejaculating with a pipe wrench via twisting it as if tightening a bolt

“Bro was pipe wrenching like crazy”
*cranking sounds ensues*

by Spartan#3223 April 22, 2024

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.

Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.

"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"

by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020

Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"

After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.

by SookySmoov October 8, 2014