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When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush
Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs
Wonton by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016
A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
Wonton by Db-Skis December 3, 2017
Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!
Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥
Wonton by .Wonton Fighter. March 3, 2018
when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
Wonton by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018
A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
wonton by namestillfree February 23, 2022
a wonton dummy
wonton with a wonton becomes a wonton
Wonton by nimzowitsch August 18, 2023