shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003

Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

My wife's son

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

by Floydman April 11, 2021

wifey soulmate

Wifey soulmate is a girls best girlfriend. The one that they would spend the rest of there life with if they couldn't find a man. They are the one that tear down your walls, they bring out your trap queen confidence!

Hey thanks for always being there for me, helping me through everything and making me a better person. You are my wifey soulmate

by Chevy7713 July 30, 2016

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

oct 1 national wife’s day

A day to give appreciation to your wife

Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up

by ur wife September 30, 2023