Wide 

Wide is often a word that can be bestowed upon a person meaning big or large. This title was previously bestowed upon Vladimir Putin, however this was revoked due to certain war crimes during the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Due to the Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyjs courage and enormous balls he is now the new bearer of this title. Getting the wide title revoked also causes one to be bestowed the Thin title.

Volodymyr Zelenskyj is a wide president

Wide by Useless Cheese March 23, 2022

Wide 

W I D E

What a Wide thing

Wide by Zoe Stickmin April 15, 2022

Wide 

W I D E

What a Wide thing!

Wide by Zoe Stickmin April 15, 2022

wide waist 

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters

What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

wide bathroom stance by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:

Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"

Wide Putin by BrickSpace August 3, 2020

wide berth 

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

wide berth by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013