Werf Snurfer

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles *chomp chomp chomp*

"Dude your such a Werf Snurfer"

"WTF don't be a Werf Snurfer you creep"

"I totally saw your mom Werf Snurfing last night"

by Classy N' Trashy November 3, 2009

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

werf wang

The slang name given to a penis which is approximatly 3.5 inches or less when erected.

she laughed when he took off his pants and put his werf wang on the table.

by |319 |V19 April 13, 2004

Werf

A Queef out of the penis hole

I ligit just werfed

by Coolcat223585 July 18, 2022

WERF

White-Exclusionary Radical Feminist

(Based on TERF, or Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist)

Those dumb werfs made up a new word "colorism" because colored people were being racist, and colored people "can't be racist"

by MagentaRuby May 15, 2018

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

Werf Dog

A dog with Premature Ejaculation that is also a Vaginal Viking

"Look, there's a Werf Dog"

by Ophey January 16, 2009