weirdest boner

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.

Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner

by Pseudo Word Bird March 6, 2020

weirdness

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.

I would have left work on time if this weirdness wouldn't have come up.

by vengstro September 2, 2008

weirdest

Not a word, but is a add on to the word weird meaning suggesting something supernatural.

Weirdest:suggesting something supernatural

by MysticParkour April 3, 2017

weirdtastic

The combination of feeling weird but fantastic at the same time. You feel weird doing something, but while you do it, it feels fantastic.

1.I am just weirdtastic today!
2.That was some weirdtastic food I just ate.

by Cat Edwards September 20, 2008

weirdstick

A person who is generally socially awkward, and makes others around them also uncomfortable.

"Man that psychology student was a real weirdstick"

by gunkshot5000 March 5, 2015

weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

by eli January 14, 2005

Weirdist

A person who finds superiority in weird people and weirdness

He’s such a weirdist that he won’t even let me hang out with him cuz he things I’m too boring and not cringe enough

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021