we need to talk

Female code for "This relationship is over"

Hunny, we need to talk...

by t0m3x May 20, 2004

We need to talk....

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!

Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'

by The bitch muffin March 5, 2011

we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.

Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."

by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004

we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

by d September 21, 2003

we need to talk

The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..

by fedzMONKEY October 1, 2003

we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

by Ahmose October 16, 2003

we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

by Anonymous September 28, 2003