warthog  

your piece= a hog
herpes= wartlike lesions
a piece with herpes= warthog

exhibitionist: "dude check out my warthog ! (exposes self)"

non voyeurist: (abhorrently averting eye contact) "dude that's fucking disgusting put that thing away before your insurance company becomes responsible for my lifetime valtrex prescription.

warthog by anonymous2213 February 19, 2009

Warthog 

A vehicle in the Halo saga. This is an armored truck with a gatling gun turret. Very useful in Slayer and Capture The Flag. Three guys can fit in the vehicle. One drives, one shoots, and one passenger.
The vehicle can be carried by the Pelican dropship. The gatling gun can overheat if fired too much.
The vehicle can be stunned by a Plasma Pistol's charge blast.

This vehicle closely resembles the animal of its namesake.

Let's get in the Warthog.

Warthog by negrosahn May 8, 2015

warthog 

a puma.

my friend: oh! Look a warthog!

me: it's a puma ffs!

warthog by litteraly_hitler March 15, 2019

Warthog 

Paige Fox

Paige Fox is a warthog.

Warthog by corecthorsebatterystaple February 1, 2022

Warthog 

(noun) An unattractive, middle-aged or elderly man

"That warthog thought I would be into him!"

Warthog by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

Warthog 

A tall and skinny man a warthog meaning no different from hog

Look dad! That man is a warthog

Warthog by User T70 July 6, 2024

warthog-faced buffoon 

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

warthog-faced buffoon by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015