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cock walked

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.
"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."

"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011
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i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.
I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.
by The stickbug November 22, 2020
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
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chalked it n' walked it

For one to come out with a great one liner and end it on a high note.
Dalip said something halarious and followed up with something not as funny.
Jimmy: 'Dalip you should have chalked it n' walked it'
by munnz July 12, 2016
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Molly walked

Getting absolutely destroyed/ destroying something/ someone in a fight often with one punch.
Some girl tried to fight me, so I molly walked her.
by quietboyinthebak March 1, 2021
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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Dog Walked

That shit Cardi B did to Tammy Longstalking on Twitter
She got her MAGA ass dog walked.
by GlenC January 20, 2019
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