Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.

"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"

by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017

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Waffle Dolphin

1. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING RETARDED!
2. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING GAY!
3. SOMEONE BEING SHADY! (IGNORING YOU!)
4. SOMEONE WHO DITCHES HIS OR HER HOMIES FOR A SLUT AND HAS THE PROBABILTY/TENDENCY TO BE A BISEXUAL QUEER WHO LIKES TO SKIP ROPE!
5. SOMEONE BEING A STALKER!
6. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE!
7. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE STALKER!
8. SOMEONE BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE!

Waffle Dolphin: Hey sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm going out with the cheerleader instead

Friend: Waffle Dolphin!

by FreakinWaffleDolphins July 4, 2010

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waffle dick

a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex

"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"

by dickwaffler December 16, 2016

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Waffle Debacle

A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.

My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!

by wook421 April 22, 2011

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waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

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Waffle Drinker

When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.

“Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.

by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024

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