Volapük

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".

Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!

by kleme November 28, 2005

vulas

Which is known as Monkey..
- a slang of the word Monkey

oh, Vulas is here.

by A VPAS Member April 21, 2021

voila

Originally a french term "Voi la" literally meaning 'Look there!"

Often used to create suspence just before revealing a final result.

"You add relish and mayonaise together and Voila! Homemade tartar sause."

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

voulez-vous coucher avec moi

would you like to sleep with me in french

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped

by josue March 14, 2004

Volafile

A great service ruined by creeps, when used by normal people it was to share old collectors documents, or out of print books that have been scanned in or coverted to pdfs ect great alt for copy doctor r.i.p copy doctor

R.I.P Volafile you were, like. pretty good.

Go to volafile and find free documents so you dont spend £400 on books

by FitzJ August 6, 2021

disco volante

weirdest album ever made, if you listen to it your life will be changed forever.

Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man

Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful

by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004