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von shmoot 

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".
von shmoot by Toast January 21, 2005

skitty von skit skit 

a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah
kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy


Kid runs away

Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.
Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!
Von Scheer by Scrotti October 31, 2011

Vanellope von Scheisse 

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.
Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise and a character from within the game Sugar Rush. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman, her theme is just a random assortment of sweets, and her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope's name literally means "Vanellope from the city of Scheisse" Her first name is most likely a combination of the female name Penelope and a flavoring used for sweet foods, vanilla. Her last name contains the German preposition "von," which originally indicated place of origin, but was later also used to indicate royalty. "Scheisse" is the German word for "shit". "Vanellope" was likely inspired by another famous animated racer, Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races.

von sexy 

A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their sexuality. Abreviation of "Von Sexypants"
That is one von sexy man right there.
Oh I just want to von sex you up!
von sexy by Wados April 25, 2006

von schlieffened 

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.
Fuck They Von Schlieffened us
von schlieffened by Vombat May 2, 2020