Vodkaholic

Someone who cannot get enough vodka. They are technically alcoholics: but only when it comes to vodka!

Keep that Grey Goose away from Sam and Shay, they are total vodkaholics and will kill the bottle!

by SamFoxx September 12, 2012

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Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

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Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. They are usually the one to let obscenities fall in the presence of children rationalizing "this is the real world and they're gonna hear them anyway" while taking a sip from their drink and telling the embarrassing stories of other relatives. Instead of practical gifts, the Vodka Aunt will go out of her way to get something insanely fun (possibly mildly inappropriate). The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people's children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects. The Vodka Aunt can also apply to non-blood related family members as well, such as close family friends. Often seen hanging out with the Weed Cousin.

"Who's that drunk lady that keeps telling your 3yr old there isn't enough vodka in her vodka?" "Oh thats Jane, the Vodka Aunt. She's the one who got banned from the zoo for flipping off the monkeys."

by platypiandi February 2, 2016

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volamom

A mother that is also a professional school volunteer and takes it way too seriously. Often defined by her sassy casserole recipes and strong opposition to contributing to household income, volamoms should not be confused with soccer moms or parkie moms.

Though she typically holds a high office, she is not even closely related to the standard hardworking PTA mom. She is more powerful and less fashion-forward.

One of the most significant characteristics of a volamom is her nonexistent sense of humor. Everything in her world is profoundly businesslike, complex, and committee-oriented.

Volamoms are very common in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.

I'm screening my calls because a volamom is after me to join a committee.

by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

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