Skip to main content

Ginger Vitus

Ginger kids are born with a desise witch causes verry light skin, red hair and freckles. This desise is called ginger vitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls. Kids that have ginger vitus can not be cured. Because there skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires. Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles. These people are called day-walkers.
"I feel sorry for that kid over there, he has no soal so he got ginger vitus"
by Notposs January 23, 2006
mugGet the Ginger Vitus mug.

Ninja-vitus

The mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.
I took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! Damn you, ninja-vitus
by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011
mugGet the Ninja-vitus mug.

den Vitus machen

(ugs., Redensart)
Definition: Wenn man um 11 auf die Hütte fährt weil einem alles wehtut.
Ich fahr runter den Vitus machen.
by Netthierdreisterne December 28, 2022
mugGet the den Vitus machen mug.

Vituperation

Vituperation is defined as 'sustained, harshly critical language', but it is rather more than that. When used effectively vituperation makes the person on the receiving end wish that the earth would open up and swallow them whole and the people not on the receiving think "Thank fuck that wasn't me!"
However, at it's very best vituperation makes the person who is subject to it dissolve into an amoeba and crawl away to hide under the carpet, while the people not subject to it marvel at the aptness of the description and dissolve into helpless laughter.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fuckin, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
"Man, that is vituperation!"
by AKACroatalin March 23, 2015
mugGet the Vituperation mug.

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.
I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”
by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020
mugGet the Virus Dodging mug.

Vitas Virus

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
by VV Victim January 26, 2010
mugGet the Vitas Virus mug.

fortnite virus

I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS NOOOOOO
PLEASE GO AWAY FORTNITE VIRUS

Can be abbreviated to FV
“I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS
Get out of my room.”
by FORTNITEVIRUS October 23, 2020
mugGet the fortnite virus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email