by Matt February 12, 2004

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex
Classy way to say "drunken sex."
Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.
by ProjectNine September 21, 2011

After exercise, clubbing or just walking around, the testicles accumulate a certain amount of sweat, or 'wine'. Said fluid is known as 'scrot vino', as in the wine from a scrotum. Vino tasting occurs when a particularly sweaty man cups his testicles, catches a layer of vino and cups someone's nose.
'Ooh, that's some particularly vintage scrot vino'
'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'
'My underwear smells of vino'
'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'
'My underwear smells of vino'
by Wizzleteats August 29, 2008

Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.
After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.
After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.
by aligateronline August 9, 2010

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

by hannah hangover July 13, 2009

Vinos' are the most driven female you'll ever know. They are the most Beautiful human ever, she'll stick by your side no matter the situation you're dealing with.
She will be best friends with literally anybody. She has trust like nobody else but if you hurt her she will forever loath you.
She will be best friends with literally anybody. She has trust like nobody else but if you hurt her she will forever loath you.
person1: "hey what do you think about Vino?:
person2: "OMG!, I absolutely love her, she is soo smart and she always knows just what to say at the right time."
person1: "same, honestly I consider her to be my best friend."
person2: "OMG!, I absolutely love her, she is soo smart and she always knows just what to say at the right time."
person1: "same, honestly I consider her to be my best friend."
by m3ggzy May 15, 2018
