Viagra

Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.

Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!

by Sexual advice April 14, 2015

Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge

A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.

Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!

by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011

liquid viagra

A shot of tequila chased with a shot of whiskey

Yo, Dave made me this chronic new drink its called liquid Viagra.

by Dave Lenio April 12, 2008

Viagran

1. (n.) A man of 50 or more years who tries to recapture his former virility, potency, and attractiveness by working overly hard to impress the opposite sex by using hip, cool, and or suggestive speech, movements, or mannerisms.

2. (n) an aging playboy

Denise tried for hours to extricate herself from the attentions of the Viagran who pestered her all during the party.

A Viagran slithered up to a group of girls and started to tell them dirty jokes.

by Accordianne February 5, 2010

Viagra Falls

1. When you go to Niagara Falls while on Viagra.

2. When your Viagra wears off and your erect cock starts to fall. Hence "Viagra Falls"

1. Bro 1: Yo I pulled a Viagra Falls.
Bro 2: Nice bro I've always wanted to do that.

2. Bro 1: Yo don't tell anyone but I had to delay my date 2 hours waiting for my "Viagra Falls" to happen
Bro 2: Yo that is fucked but your secret is safe with me.

by Hand Warmers Expert April 10, 2019

Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.

My friend's brother is a viagra child.

by Ianjib October 29, 2007

viagra

a dish sold at I Love Sushi. Yes its on the menu, I shit you not.

After ordering viagra at I Love Sushi, I had to use two hands instead of one.

by soulsocietycaptain January 31, 2010