viagra

Medicine that makes guys' dick more strait and horny. It makes the ladies' boobs get stiffer and harder.

After Dave took a large dose of viagra, his penis never went limp again.

by Penis Using Pope July 21, 2005

viagra

a drug to get an erection. when older men use it their wives freak out.

husband: look at this! i got viagra! now we can have lots of fun! everyday!!!

wife: ah shit i thought the war was over. give me a tetanus shot if your gonna stick me with that rusty fuckin' thing.

by ffdhfgg March 24, 2008

viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

viagra

A pill that causes an erection in males. Mostly used by old men who don't want to pee on their shoes when they stand up to take a whiz.

Old man: Hehehe! *chugs viagra* Now I can go to the bathroom AND impress girls with teeth!

by Teh real DM September 19, 2005

viagra

a pill to make the penis enlarged

jim: jesus christ did you take viagra
slim: yeah bro

by your moms dads cats neighbor February 02, 2019

viagra

a kick stand

ill take viagra before i go to bed so i wont role out.

by mike littorous April 03, 2009

viagra

the stuff my girlfriend puts in my beer

Dude, are you drinking my beer? It had viagra in it.....

by beer boy March 26, 2008