Mathematically inept to the point of not knowing dollars from cents. For example, see the YouTube clips where a succession of Verizon employees demonstrate they do not know the difference.
Q. Why does anyone play the lottery at those odds?
A. They don't realise it's a tax on verizons.
Q. What does it mean when a footballer says he's going to give 110%?
A. No-one really knows. It's a thing verizons say when they want to sound keen and cool.
A. They don't realise it's a tax on verizons.
Q. What does it mean when a footballer says he's going to give 110%?
A. No-one really knows. It's a thing verizons say when they want to sound keen and cool.
by Schmunzelmonster December 14, 2008
Get the Verizon mug.A vertical horizon. The edge of the world is a horizon, but if you're on a planet with a ring, Saturn for example, you can stand in certain areas and see a vertical horizon, which rises from the horizon all the way over you to the opposite horizon.
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When you either receive head or jack your meat then bust in the females ears and ask her " can you hear me now "
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Get the Verizon mug.Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
Note:
+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
Note:
+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
by dKell July 24, 2008
Get the Verizon mug.A large and dependable cell phone company. They hold the largest network. Currently in an advertisement war with AT&T, another very large cell phone company. Verizon would currently have nearly every person in the USA committed to them if they supported the iPhone. However, different versions of the new "Droid" are beginning to challenge this.
Person 1: Man, did you see that John just switched to Verizon?
Person 2: Yeah, I know. He gets better coverage in my cellar than my AT&T phone gets in my bedroom.
Person 1: It is very trusty. Only problem is that he can't get the iPhone. But still, that droid is just as nice.
Person 2: Yeah, I know. He gets better coverage in my cellar than my AT&T phone gets in my bedroom.
Person 1: It is very trusty. Only problem is that he can't get the iPhone. But still, that droid is just as nice.
by the Used and the Ravens March 22, 2010
Get the Verizon mug.a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service
after "accidently" calling africa....
verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"
verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"
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