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red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?
1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough
by eciffoeht December 5, 2012
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vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no
by solidguyger March 14, 2011
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(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
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STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
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Weather Vaning

Weather vaning is when a ship/boat/wings of a windmill/aircraft is allowed to spin in the direction of wind freely. Its basically allowed so that no damage/breakage to the equipement/machinery happens due to the force of the moving wind.
Under a heavy weather storm the drillship weathervanes. Weather Vaning
by Ethanhunt December 17, 2011
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vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion
While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.
by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009
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Veringue

Veringue - noun
Plural - Veringue or Veringues

Pronounciation - və'ræŋ

A Veringue is a new plant-based meringue made with plant proteins instead of eggs, with the advantage of having little or no aftertaste sometimes associated with those made with aquafaba (chickpea water).
Veringues are used as a component for cakes and desserts such as Pavlova, Eton Mess and Veringue macarons or enjoyed on their own.
The word Veringue became effective on 21st July 2021 and is a registered trademark for Pretty Pink Potato, the makers of these little plant based delights.
These veringue are so light and delicious, I cannot believe they are vegan
Shall we use veringues for your wedding cake?
What is your favourite veringue flavour ?
by Miss Veringue December 13, 2021
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