A vegetarian is someone who does not eat any meat of any type (steak,pork,bacon,KFC,you get the point)and instead decides to eat plant life (cucumbers,pears,corn,tofu,etc.)Most vegetarians are NOT stoner hippies, nor fuckheads who try to spread the "meat is murder" mind-state. if a vegetarian is publicly announced,it usually ends up a "dick-fight' between said vegan and a crowd.
steve the vegetarian:Can I get a veggie burger?
cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!
steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?
cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!
steve:wtf?
cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!
*walks out door*
cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!
steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?
cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!
steve:wtf?
cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!
*walks out door*
cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by a stoned toaster September 12, 2010
Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.
It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.
There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.
Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
by xTownx November 27, 2008
by comminsar November 14, 2009
by Joemoee December 15, 2008
1. A person who does not eat meat of any kind, but still eats eggs and animal products.
2. A douchy self-righteous ass who need attention and need to feel special and non-conformist so much that they don't eat animal products and they condemn anyone who eats meat.
Note: All vegetarians are definition 1, but not all are definition 2.
2. A douchy self-righteous ass who need attention and need to feel special and non-conformist so much that they don't eat animal products and they condemn anyone who eats meat.
Note: All vegetarians are definition 1, but not all are definition 2.
Vegetarian: Don't you love that tortured pesticide-filled yummy cow that was kept in a tiny living space and was killed inhumanely? Doesn't it make you feel great? Aren't I so cool because I'm ruining your meal right now?
Omnivore: Actually this is certified organic grass-fed beef, and even if it weren't, it's my choice of what I eat, so please, fuck off.
Vegetarian: Well you're still wrong!
Omnivore: Wow. I can see how you have all your friends.
Omnivore: Actually this is certified organic grass-fed beef, and even if it weren't, it's my choice of what I eat, so please, fuck off.
Vegetarian: Well you're still wrong!
Omnivore: Wow. I can see how you have all your friends.
by eatmeatlovetheearth June 18, 2010
"My friend didn't believe me when I told him that she was cheating on him. He tried to started beef with me but I went vegetarian on him and I just walked away."
by Silver36013 September 30, 2009
A person who doesn't eat meat for moral or health reasons. Some people think that one person being a vegetarian doesn't make a difference when in fact, 1 person being a vegetarian for 1 year saves about 100 animal's lives. YEs, it is natural to eat meat, but now it is completely unessasary to kill animals because we have alternatives. People are jsut to lazy to try tofu.
by veggiesssssssss May 31, 2009