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verbal diarrhea

Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.

Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)

"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."

"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
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verbalist

this guy wanted to fight us but ran when we met in real life
what a verbalist
by Mk the pug September 7, 2018
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verbalase

The world's dopest beatboxer, took over an airport announcement system and a crowded subway with his sick beats, can make magic sounds with his mouth, nose and possibly ear (yet to be proven though highly likely). Should Colab with Scatman John
Verbalase:
skingadunga wikka wikka nuuuugh nuuuuuugh

The Crowd:
ºSaluting while shedding tearsº
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020
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verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks
by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010
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verbalingus

A concentrated effort to engage a woman in flirtatious conversation with sex being the ultimate goal.
That was quite a display of verbalingus Carl put on last night. Did you think he got laid?
by rape van wynkle September 1, 2012
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Verbal Jedi

A person who is exceptionally well versed in the art of the verbal bitchslap or verbal smackdown. This person may or may not have been burned on occasion, but is very quick witted, and is most often found doing the verbal smackdown.
Dude: Man, you're such a douche.
Verbal Jedi: At least I get more pussy than you. The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you.
Dude: ...uh...yo' mama...
by 3Dradio May 24, 2006
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Verbal Curfew

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007
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