Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.

When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003

vart

verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.

According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.

Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?

by Salvador Mestizo May 24, 2011

vart

When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.

Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.

by brendanoconnell April 17, 2020

vart

a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.

"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"

by Austeezy my neezy November 4, 2008

vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation

I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2010

vart

something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer

air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)

by joseph o. December 3, 2003

Vart

When a fart from your anus passes through the labia

"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."

by Calibaby39 January 29, 2014