varnish

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

by Trigital October 28, 2010

Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX September 11, 2005

Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

Vareesha

the most perfect human who's good at everything

Wow! She is a vareesha

by anonymous October 2, 2021

varunesh

Epitome of loyalty - most loyal person known to existence.

Varunesh is the most loyal person on Earth.

by LoyaltyGod! August 29, 2021

Tonsil varnish

Pretty much a slang term for Alcohol. It generally refers to beer and the consumption of it,

After the match all of the blokes went back to the rooms for dinner and a chat which were Accompanied by a Tonsil varnish or two

by GeoffyGee December 9, 2008

Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020