Van

Vroom vroom kidnap kids

Damn I'm a Van!

by ClTf October 09, 2021

Van

The most lit person in the world

Van is lit

by Oh yeah mr crabs December 17, 2017

Van

An unusually beasty red haired man who attracts grenades and landmines at parties.

I feel bad for Van, that grenade keeps trying to get at him.

by BMW 318i October 22, 2010

Van

Van is the most sexiest person i nthe world. hes a new zealander on outrageous fortune. he goes out with briony drysdale and is just so Freakin amazing! everyone loves him. hes a bit of a stoner but the man in romance. he takes sprinkles to a restaraunt to put on ur butterd bread = xxx

oh man. i wana go to the restaraunt with a Van.

Van West off Outrageous fortune

by Mrs Van West November 09, 2010

Van

A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.

Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.

by kittykat223 October 29, 2011

Van

A really large person. Usually ugly as well.

That van was blocking my way at the deli.

by DiVonnie September 29, 2005

Van

A common Dutch durname.

@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."

by BeerChuggin'German September 07, 2009