Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

valphobic

someone who is scared or do not like a person named val.

carly is valphobic it hurts.

by renessme katrisalyn January 3, 2021

Valparaiso

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.

Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.

by db_54 March 21, 2015

Valpuri

She is a pretty girl who gets drunk every weekend and is just the funniest to be around

That girl is so drunk and having fun she is such a Valpuri

by hotgirlyvalpuri November 24, 2021

valparaiso

it is a tourist city in Chile but very dangerous and poor,
beweare the dogs they will bite you!!

-we are arriving in Valparaiso so keep your watch in your pocket and have some beer with the locals

by pablo bvs September 11, 2006

valparaiso

A small town with much diversity. Excellent school corporation. Much money in the neighborhood, includes prestigious neighborhoods such as aberdeen, shorewood, and many others. Overall nice place to live.

"valparaiso is the nicest place, and everyone is humble about their money and accepts everyone, not cocky like many other places with money, our neighborhoods can easily have gates, but we choose not to, cause we're simply not like that."

by Chubacka May 10, 2006

Valpey

The first French whore to shave her vagina area

Bitch was as smoothe as a Valpey!

by Biiiitchooooo August 21, 2008