Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

Vaginasaurus

A vagina which is so ancient that it needs a team of anthropologists to recognise it.

Your Grandma: "Look at my vaginasaurus!"

by Gossip Who? August 7, 2009

vaginarian

Specifically, one who believes in the power of the vagina. The thought that only good things come from the vagina. Followers realize that if they actually have a vagina or have use of one they are truly blessed. The opposite of penicentric.

My girlfriend has made me a true vaginarian

by clitoricalresearch December 24, 2009

vagentsia

Intelligent powerful women who combine their sex appeal and intelligence

Mata Hari, a seductive top-notch spy was an archetype of the vagentsia as are the courtesans of old such as Madame de Pompadour

by Dictionary Alfredo September 28, 2008

vaginalia

noun plural \ˌvä-jə-ˈnā-lē-ə\ the non-essential bits surrounding the vagina, vaginal decoration or embellishment.

Doctor Jones was ready to start Susie's pap smear, but he first had to navigate the vast amount of vaginalia she had acquired during her many years of hard living.

by webnabled September 8, 2013

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Vaginasaurous

When the either one or both of the vagina lips are swollen. mostly likely caused by a yeast infection, a latex allergy, a spermicide allergy, or rough sex while not properly lubricated. Sometimes it can be painful or itch. The best way to deal with it is to always wear liners, avoid super tight clothing as they cause yeast infections, and find out if you have allergies to latex or spermicide. If you have a Vaginasaurous in your pants, it helps to place a small ice pack in your panties to help ease the swelling.

Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."

by Queen of All Vags September 15, 2009