Vaccident

Any accident which occurs while vacuuming; whether from vacuuming up valuables to a vacuum related injury or damage.

"What happened to the vase?" Sorry I hit tthe table while cleaning the house and there was a vaccident.
Example 2: the cause of death to the hamster was determined to be a vaccident.

by Goddess Banshee April 28, 2010

Vanced

One who cheated at golf cheated

Cory Vanced on his golf score this weekend

by Darcy Clark May 6, 2005

Vaccadoodle

A person whose brain swirls with eccentric ideas focused on the vaccination for Covid.

She refused to be vaccinated, certain that Bill Gates had engineered the whole pandemic to take over the world. The shot would implant a microchip in her brain. Bill Gates would know where she was at all times, what she bought, the websites she visited, what songs she liked. She had learned this from her i-phone, which was always on, always in her hand. She was a certifiable vaccadoodle and if she perished from Covid, at least Gates would never know.

by Monkey's Dad February 15, 2021

Vucced

Combination of “get vectored”/“get fucked”

“Vector” coming from a popular Internet meme involving the movie Despicable Me

get vucced.

by Ponch07 June 17, 2021

vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.

Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck

by gunnar greve fan club March 13, 2022

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vaccident

Died suddenly

Timmy got the Covid shot and his death was a vaccident

by ClydeBubkis November 2, 2023