VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

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When a user types a specific sequence of letters and symbols

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by Your pseudonym Suck.. Alot September 22, 2020

V/Vm

A Stockport-based plunderphonics musician. The project was fronted by Leyland James Kirby, more known for his projects under the alias "The Caretaker". V/Vm was signed to the label "V/Vm Test Records" and often collaborated with other musicians in the experimental/plunderphonics scene, notably musicians such as Goodiepal. Originally ceased activites circa 2008, but was revived in 2016. There has been no recent activity since then.

Notable albums: Sick-Love (2000), The Green Door (2000), Sometimes, Good Things Happen (2002)

Compared to The Caretaker, V/Vm is seriously underrated.

by keliskindacool January 3, 2024

vm escape

A life hack that escapes the matrix rather than just something small that completes homework or cooking a litte faster. tldr: an upgraded version of "life hack"

Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.

by nanjolno October 8, 2024

VM bug

A term used in the Roblox game of Juke's Towers of Hell to describe someone who uses Vertical Mobility (5,000 Robux) to follow someone around doing a tower. Also called VM mosquito.

bro that kid is a vm bug

by YeetTheDuck May 9, 2023

VM

Virtual Machines

use a server vm

by foxcat #4023 May 30, 2022

vm

used by mfs who are too lazy to type "very much"

"so what did u think of the movie?"
"oh i liked the movie vm"

by bigdaddyballer69 August 6, 2021