smoking up a check

The act of spending the majority of a recently-acquired sum of money on cannabis and cannabis-related products, then promtptly using them over a short period of time

“Darius got paid on Thursday, and spent the entire weekend smoking up a check.

by Pee_is_stored_in_the_balls May 28, 2018

spark up a "C"

It simply means the act of lighting a siggeret.
Based upon the phrase, spark up a j but the "C" here means cigarette.

Hold on there cowboy, let me spark up a "C" before we take off!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

pull up a chair

A friendly invitation to join a conversation, have a discussion or share a meal. A longer version of the same expression might be, "pull your chair up to the table and join us". A nice way of inviting someone to "have a seat".

Pull up a chair and join us.

by Granny T July 29, 2014

Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.

Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......

by a drew March 3, 2010

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

by SA Earl January 13, 2011

muscle up a batch

Masterbate

When I get home I'm going to muscle up a batch.

by Premiums December 24, 2016

crank it up a notch

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

by Montage0921 June 8, 2021