Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

by The Uptowner July 20, 2010

Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.

Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.

by Xanny bars November 7, 2019

Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown”

Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”

by danasp_42 April 17, 2020

Uptown

Its quiet

Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay

by UwUQween May 13, 2020

Uptown

In the town above or below you

Did you hear about uptown?

by $Mik73 May 2, 2022

Uptown

To slam someone.

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.

by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023

Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

by YASSS123 June 26, 2015