I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
by Eluu December 31, 2016
Get the blowing smoke up your ass mug.(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.
Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.
by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010
Get the Thumb up your ass mug.1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.
2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.
(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!
2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?
(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.
(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.
(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!
2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?
(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.
(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
by TheMaleMuteKid May 5, 2005
Get the stick it up your ass and rotate mug.Ramzi, why do you still have a bug up your ass about what I said to you last week. I was only joking...get over it already.
by Jessica76 November 25, 2007
Get the bug up your ass mug.The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR September 29, 2008
Get the I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. mug.Any radical action used to express againts the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity and the commercialization of sexuality.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
Russell Brand's invasive and painful way to protest consumerism.
PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
Get the Barbie up your ass mug.An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018
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