by friskat3am_ June 16, 2022
Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.
Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!
by VirgilVulpes December 05, 2021
Joe: That automobile salesman sure thought you were a good driver. Did you hear all the compliments he gave you?
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
Bob: Yeah. He was just blowing smoke up my ass to get me to buy the car.
by Old Polecat April 15, 2011
Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
by RSD July 07, 2006
by captainclutch October 22, 2011
to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK
by Badworder May 26, 2017